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translated & subbed by div0

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Hello there?

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What are you doing here?

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Me?

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I'm just surfing the internet a little.

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Surfing the internet?

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Then follow me to the police station immediately.

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Hello there?

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What are you doing here?

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Me?

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*Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh*

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Freeze!

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Stand still!

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Don't run away!

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Would you please stop?

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I'll report it to the CC!

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Just FREEZE, bugger!

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You have been warned:

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Crime does NOT pay!

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Hello there?

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What are you doing here?

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Me?

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I am looking for inspiration.

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For inspiration in the pulchritude of nature.

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In a letter to my loved one,

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who is as beautiful as this tree here.

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Er... what?

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I'm looking for inspiration.

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Er... hm... then carry on with it, I think.

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Thank you, thank you.

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What a strange guy...