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Hello there?
What are you doing here?
Me?
I'm just surfing the internet a little.
Surfing the internet?
Then follow me to the police station immediately.
Hello there?
What are you doing here?
Me?
*Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh*
Freeze!
Stand still!
Don't run away!
Would you please stop?
I'll report it to the CC!
Just FREEZE, bugger!
You have been warned:
Crime does NOT pay!
Hello there?
What are you doing here?
Me?
I am looking for inspiration.
For inspiration in the pulchritude of nature.
In a letter to my loved one,
who is as beautiful as this tree here.
Er... what?
I'm looking for inspiration.
Er... hm... then carry on with it, I think.
Thank you, thank you.
What a strange guy...