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Hello?
Hello? Who am I talking to?
C4.
Who?
Chaos Computer Club Cologne.
And who am I talking to?
It does not matter.
Yes, but who IS there?
Here's Fnord.
Strange name.
Well, I looked for a hacker tool in the internet
and found your website. Can you help me?
Hm... to be honest, I need a password
and maybe someone here can help me.
No. Since we also plead for data protection,
we cannot support this sort of stuff.
Yes... but I've already downloaded something,
but it's a bit complicated to use.
I can promise you:
if you deal with the program long enough
and read the included documentation,
you will surely be successful.
Have fun!
Yes?
G'day!
Hm...?
I - er - have called a little while ago,
I'd like to talk to Fnord.
Woah... kewl ey, what did you say?
Well, what, what? Is - er - Fnord not here?
Hm... I should not smoke that much any more.
One more for me...